3 Rules for being a student

Bismillah..

3 rules for being a student

1. Never skip your class

or else..

Ting, sms masuk..

" Eh, As.. ada kuiz la.. cepat2.."

Skali sampai..

Lecturer: Ok, times up.. I kira sampai 10, lps tuh i xamik

Siti: xpe2, tulis nama ngan matric no As..

aku: (&%$#&@?? nama je? jawapan? hua3)

*I HATE1000x POP QUIZ!! thanks my MEB lecturer for killing me.. Thumb up As for your intuition and bravery of skipping the class.. Repeat it again ok!!

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2. Never postpone your works and stick to the principle of weekend is weekend, no books, just lappy and bed..

4.30am: i x duduk dkt katil lagi i mengamuk la

4.45am: finally.. zZzZzz..

8.10am: tut.. sms masuk.. As dah bangun belum??

8.30am: PRESENTATION

wakakaka.. lalala.. baju xiron lagi.. mandi??

*whatever it is.. Presentation Basic Engineering settle, Test Basic Engineering settle, Mechanics Test settle, ANOVA assingmnt settle, English Report settle, Thermo KK quiz settle, Chemistry Lab test n statistic quiz approaching.. in a week.. la3..

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3. Never denial the idiom of " Seperti tikus membaiki labu" just to show off your "POWER".. It goes sometimes but kill yourself most of the time

Before: Printer I xkeluar warna oren ngan merah la

After: Walahei.. Printer I keluar warna biru jelah

Now: Eh2.. Printer I keluar kertas je??

(%&$#*^#.. what the heck.. jgn merajuk ngn aku hujung2 sem time aku sengkek blh x?.. aaahhh.. malas nak layan ko)